do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
how i seduce men
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?